Marriage Quotes

December 6, 2006

Got this from email last monday…HOHW HOHW HOWH 

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That
must
be why my wife treats me like toxic waste….
David Bissonette

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they
just
can't face each other, but still they stay together…..
Hemant Joshi

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you
get
a bad one, you'll become a philosopher….
Socrates

The great question… which I have not been able to answer… is,
"What
does a woman want?
Sigmund Freud

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving
them…..
Dumas

I had some words with my wife and she had some paragraphs with me….
Anonymous

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go
to
a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft
music
and
dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
Henry Youngman

"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
Sam Kinison

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than
electronic
banking. It's called marriage."
James Holt McGavran

"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the
second one didn't."
Patrick Murray

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
Nash

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget
it
once…..
Anonymous

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to…..
Henny Youngman

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met…..
Rodney Dangerfield

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong…..
Milton Berle

 

Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy….
Anonymous

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he
received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can
have
mine."
Anonymous

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy "You're lucky,
mine's still alive."

What's keeping me from causing this pain?…Love issssss…sss.sss… hmmmm